Word to the Wise

As we
drove

and after a warning
not to hit on
the new girl,

the ladies made a revelation of sorts...
that
they
in thier infinite wisdom,
in the past have tried
to set me up,
without
my
k-nowledge.

Fuck.

No way!
Really!
Wowee Zowee.

Thank you ladies,
I knew
there was a
reason
i kept you around...

I don't even try to bother figuring out who or when,
i know me to well...it goes the same either way.

however,
a word to the wise...

it might be a good idea to let me know, in the future
so that
I
can
i pick out a nicer shirt
and
rehearse
my
apologies
in advance.


08'