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Sugar Pie Honey Bunch

This is a tale of 

Narcolepsy 

Madames 

N’

Sugar dishes

It was a Wednesday.

So-

 we are 

talking about nothing-

Sugar Honey Honey

Bored-

I says-

"I always worry

about locking the door 

to the restroom"

Object permanence or 

what have you. 

I got a condition.

Oogum oogum 

boogum Boogum …

Now-

speaking of which-

Talking out loud

She says:  

“That reminds me”

She doesn't dish out

gossip or dirt.

No drama like on the Soaps.

But she can tell a story.

Holy shit,

here comes a story.

“It begins long ago 

In a tougher neighborhood ..”

Setting,

Set up-

“She had narcolepsy 

And she was older,

Been around the block”

Upper management-

In the hospitality business

Teaching all dogs new tricks:

Tricking and Treating

Like Halloween 

All year long, 

If you know what I mean. 

Oogum Boogum…

now,

“She was a Madam in her day. 

And now she’s Granny-

With 

Narcolepsy ”

Sugar pie honey bunch

“And once…

I walked into the restroom 

And there she was…

Ancient 

Paralyzed 

Dead?!

No she was flat out asleep!”

And here comes the kicker-

“And when she woke up 

She points 

To her Holy hole-

And says how do you 

Like my 

Sugar Dish?”

It was a Wednesday.