He-Man Woman Haters Club

“When you told me you didn’t love me anymore-

Well, you know, I nearly broke down and cried.”-

John and Paul

She said “You’re such a child!”

Oh I don’t know about that…

 Roll call:

Alfalfa 

Buckwheat 

Foggy 

And

Spanky…

I hereby call to order the meeting of the 

He-man Woman Haters Club-

The last line of defense 

Against 

Valentine’s Day 

Smooches on the lips

And 

God forbid Serenades.

We gotta save brother 

Alfalfa from…

the

 perils

Treachery 

pangs

Of love. 

(Evol spelled backwards)

Because Girls are icky 

Sugar and Spice 

And everything nice. 

We are He-men-

just snakes and snails 

And puppy dog 

Tails. 

Subsequent 

Insufficient 

Delinquent 

We are a brotherhood-

Libertè

Egalite 

Fraterinte 

Sont 

des mots

qui vont

Trebien 

Assemble-

But I’m starting to 

have 

my doubts-

Skeptical 

hysterical 

Heretical 

I wanna understand the song 

“I Wanna Hold Your Hand”

“Eppur si move…”

3 times before

the rooster

crowed.

Singing

Oh Darla please believe me,

 I’d never do you no

Harm.

Believe me when I tell you I’d never do you no 

Harm.

How’s that for a serenade Darling?

She said “You’re such a child”

Oh my, 

Oh my Darling Clementine 

I don’t know about that.

I like to think

 I’m more of a Rascal,