He-Man Woman Haters Club

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“When you told me you didn’t love me anymore-

Well, you know, I nearly broke down and cried.”-

John and Paul

She said “You’re such a child!”

Oh I don’t know about that…

 Roll call:

Alfalfa 

Buckwheat 

Foggy 

And

Spanky…

I hereby call to order the meeting of the 

He-man Woman Haters Club-

The last line of defense 

Against 

Valentine’s Day 

Smooches on the lips

And 

God forbid Serenades.

We gotta save brother 

Alfalfa from….

Because Girls are icky 

Sugar and Spice 

And everything nice. 

I’m just snakes and snails 

And puppy dog 

Tails. 

Subsequent 

Insufficient 

Delinquent 

Singing

Oh Darla please believe me,

 I’d never do you no

Harm.

Believe me when I tell you I’d never do you no 

Harm.

She said “You’re such a child”

Ah shucks baby,

I don’t know about that,

I like to think

 I’m more of a Rascal.