Steady as She Goes Captain

 Some teenagers

had the cart on 

them, don’t ask me why? 

We take the cart off them-

Then, 

without the slightest whisper

 of a double dog dare...

of their own free will,

of sound mind and judgement,

holding these truths to be self evident.

One gets in the cart

And the other gets ready to push.

Gentlewomen start your engines!

3..2…1...

Ready, Steady...

Go!

Then with a Huff and a Puff

Blast off! 

Missing little old ladies and children 

By a hair…

Of my chinny chin chin. 

Commotion 

Hijinx

Mischief -

Gangway!

like rodeo 

like Go karts 

like Roller Derby 

Juvenile, yes juvenile 

Because, 

Whose afraid 

Of Death 

when your this alive.

“Whose afraid of the 

Big Bad Wolf!?”